Warning! Irrational levels of want!

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
08/08/2014 at 13:40 • Filed to: None

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DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! JGrabowMSt > CalzoneGolem
08/08/2014 at 13:43

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Irrational? I disagree. That truck is the definition of "want bad."


Kinja'd!!! Jedidiah > CalzoneGolem
08/08/2014 at 13:43

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The want is totally rational. I want it too.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CalzoneGolem
08/08/2014 at 13:44

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The Crusty Crab pizza is the pizza for you and me.


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > CalzoneGolem
08/08/2014 at 13:46

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The "Crusty Crab" original paint is what does it for me. There's a paper on social irony in there somewhere.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/08/2014 at 13:49

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Uuh u-uh uh! Free delivery!


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > GhostZ
08/08/2014 at 13:50

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I'm pretty sure that was painted on much more recently.


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > CalzoneGolem
08/08/2014 at 13:52

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Ssssh. Let me enjoy this.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > GhostZ
08/08/2014 at 13:58

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Yeah, ok.

Maybe this exact truck inspired the creation of Spongebob. Perhaps there is a pine apple in the bed?


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > CalzoneGolem
08/08/2014 at 14:00

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Not that it inspired Spongebob, but that it is recognizable without being a direct reference to Spongebob. AKA all of the interesting attention with none of the poor taste.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > GhostZ
08/08/2014 at 14:02

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Just needs a set of these.

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Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > CalzoneGolem
08/08/2014 at 14:03

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No. That is the opposite. That is none of the recognizability with all of the poor taste.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem
08/08/2014 at 14:06

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Freak factor isn't as high as with a '61-'63 unibody f-series (seriously Ford, the fuck?) but it's still tres awesome.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > GhostZ
08/08/2014 at 14:12

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Right, you'd want a more traditional 5 spoke design for a truck like this. What was I thinking?

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Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > CalzoneGolem
08/08/2014 at 14:20

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I was watching this truck on Ebay for the last couple of months. It was going for $2500. Looks like someone finally bought it and is now flipping it.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > E92M3
08/08/2014 at 14:28

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Oh man I would gladly pay 2.5 killobucks for it.